Nov
30
![#17: wine-tasting
it’s a hobby, i know, and this is sort of like ragging on someone for being really into model trains, but nobody needs to know that you taste white pepper, geranium, and toasty oak in your fantastic ‘02 pinot grigio. it’s rotten grapes. it tastes like good grapes or bad rotten grapes. if you can taste cookie dough in there, you’ve either got the world’s shittiest super power, or you’re delusional.
and the next time i hear the word “mouthfeel” i’m going to bite a hunk out of someone’s scalp.
lastly, look at this lady’s fucking face. that is unacceptable.
[note: all descriptions taken from actual wine reviews. FUUUUUUCCKKK YYYOOOOOUOUU]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxpvs8peO1qan825o1_400.jpg)
#17: wine-tasting
it’s a hobby, i know, and this is sort of like ragging on someone for being really into model trains, but nobody needs to know that you taste white pepper, geranium, and toasty oak in your fantastic ‘02 pinot grigio. it’s rotten grapes. it tastes like good grapes or bad rotten grapes. if you can taste cookie dough in there, you’ve either got the world’s shittiest super power, or you’re delusional.
and the next time i hear the word “mouthfeel” i’m going to bite a hunk out of someone’s scalp.
lastly, look at this lady’s fucking face. that is unacceptable.
[note: all descriptions taken from actual wine reviews. FUUUUUUCCKKK YYYOOOOOUOUU]
