The Bullshit List

Oct 26
#5 the ambush hangover
not the hangover itself, i earned that. but it’s monday, and that was saturday. i felt fine yesterday, other than being pretty near exhausted, pissed at that asshole cop who had no respect for homeowners or my bathrobe, and not sure what was spilled on my bedroom floor. look, if i wanted to go to the drunk tank i wouldn’t have been so careful with the belt. joe was right: we might be drunk, but you’re drunk on power. i’m calling bullshit on you too, asshole cop. you and this hangover are bullshit.

#5 the ambush hangover

not the hangover itself, i earned that. but it’s monday, and that was saturday. i felt fine yesterday, other than being pretty near exhausted, pissed at that asshole cop who had no respect for homeowners or my bathrobe, and not sure what was spilled on my bedroom floor. look, if i wanted to go to the drunk tank i wouldn’t have been so careful with the belt. joe was right: we might be drunk, but you’re drunk on power. i’m calling bullshit on you too, asshole cop. you and this hangover are bullshit.