Oct
25
#4: wicca
seriously? nothing chops wood like finding out a girl’s into hippie magick. i assume it works for dudes too, since it usually comes with unfortunate grooming. i looked up how to cast spells once, and whatever small amount of fence-sitting i was willing to do on the subject disappeared immediately.
i mean, i don’t want to be a dick about it, and i know it’s sort of a standard phase for certain people, but HEY WICCANS: they’re leaves. it’s the goddamn moon. crystals are formed in a completely reasonable way. put on some underwear and take a fucking science class. everybody’s had about enough.
