#16: Saying You Were a “Chameleon” in High School
by a super-secret guest (who i’m pretty sure was a “dork” in high school)
“Oh, I was a chameleon in high school. I hung out with the dweebies, jocks, sluts, greasers, asians, skaters, pretend-skaters, gays, debate team, and the bloody principal”. You know how every girl you ever talk to thinks that she’s the only girl in the world who likes Audrey Hepburn, but has never seen Charade? This is like that. If everyone who said these things weren’t actually deluding themselves, then Breakfast at Tiffany’s would be on television more than the Breakfast Club, and in the case of the chameleon thing, the Breakfast Club wouldn’t exist. When you say you were a “chameleon” what you’re actually saying is that you were snobby girl who went to all the parties and when you were paired up with geeks for group projects, you were kind enough to hold back vomiting at the idea of actually spending time with these future indie rockers (and food magnates). Also, being a chameleon is a terrible idea. Why are you bragging about changing who you are depending on who is around you and what people want? Wait… are you Madonna?